1. Name of your society
The Republic of Ethan!
2. Ethan's Law
In the Republic of Ethan! all citizens or "slaves" as i call them, are ruled by the Ethan, and are subject to any and all of Ethan's demands. No matter how ridiculas or demeaning the request may sound. Also all "citizens" are property of Ethan until end of reign.
Elections in the Republic of Ethan! are held every week or until the current ruler dies (that usually happens first). Elections are held at Ethan's place of specification(even in a pit of lava). Every citizen is given one vote and anyone is allowed to run(into a wall!). Once the votes are counted or the polls are riged you winner becomes ruler.
The rulers dutiess include but do not require for the ruler to: write a constitution, name the community, Bargain with the local Chinese restaurant to sell the community's live stock COUGH the citizens, thank God that chinese food is good!, and usually everyone trys to stop anyone else from getting elected.
3. The place where Ethan Rules you!!!!!
cause he rules
4. The cow, because i thought it was appropriate because of the fact everyone must do as there told.
5. A. Do as Ethan says
b. eat chinese once a week!
c. Don't by all means bother Ethan
d. you must address Ethan as His Awesomness
e. any one with the same name as the ruler must be called a phony
f. everyone must not be a buzz kill
g.every time you pass the giant cow statue in the middle of town you must say "whats up widit"
h. every citizen must vote
i. every snake is banished from the realm
j. any breaking of the rules are to be punished by the rancor
6. at any time however the ruler is feeling the type of government will be as long as the dictator says so (dang i already typed this o well)
7. one word free taco bell for everyone. but hurry up this is a limited time offer reservations are being filled up fast. Here are some testimonials: fat guy on the corner: "num num yummy in meh tummy" Branwashed slave ab34-yt86 "Ethan is so awesome hes like totally cool."
8. a. OMG today i went to the election station to vote in the election when i got there i was given my ballet and here were my options a. Ethan b. Ethan c. Ethan d. Cyborg Jesus(with a side of death).
b. Today i went through the town square like i do every day said "whats up widit", then i stopped by the chinese restaurant tasted kinda funny but o well. Then i headed up the hill to do my job the proccesing plant for the chinese food found a toenail in the meet some people need to do that kind of stuff at home GROSS.
c. hey guys my name is perk clayton and i was like hey guys to THE ETHAN and he was like OMG perk stop bothering or im going to make your face dissapear with my semiautomatic "bunny" and then i was like stop acting mean. So he kicked me into the pitt with the rancor.
9.6:00 am to 9:00am pray to Ethan, 9:00 am to 12:00 am eat at taco bell, 12:00pm to 6:00pm, work at your super duper special place, 6:00 pm to 12:00 pm free time
10. http://docs.google.com/fileview?id=0B0uu5QupGIFBYTVkMWEwMWMtNWMwYi00MDQ1LThjODAtMTA4Y2ZlYWI4MmU4&hl=en
